kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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please do not be really bright and perky with me when I first wake up or I will smack you with a shovel

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breadmaakesyoufat:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

calm down George .R.R Martin

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

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lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

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