stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

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matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

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I’m not struggling with my weight, I’m struggling with my mind. If I loved myself more my weight wouldn’t be a problem.
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greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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megustamemes:

One is not like the other.

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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