*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off