tittyspears:

urtube:

coolator:

hmm..

Butthatsnoneofmybusiness.jpg

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acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her.
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zootedboy:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

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