smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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brown-brown:

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

We have a winner

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

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