life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
me after my first year of college
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Everything you love is here
when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat