its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
One is not like the other.
I don’t have the patients to be a doctor
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man