*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Wentz cool, but
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog
im so fucking gross, i look like a skeleton ew.
am i turning into my true form??