meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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patrick-stumps:

Wentz cool, but

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog
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jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

im so fucking gross, i look like a skeleton ew.

am i turning into my true form??

im gorgeous! 

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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