imagine bucky eating one day and suddenly his hydra arm just
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS ACTUALLY SAD.
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair