turn off: long respawn times
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
gay people like rupaul’s drag race because it’s like sports for straight people. we know the stats, the players’ history, and we can talk about it for hours and you can like go to bars and watch and cheer on your faves like yas my favorite sport is drag racing yas
"You’re on the ground you stupid bitch!", someone stop them from embarrassing themselves lmao
THIS IS MY TRAAAAAIN LMAOOOOOOO OMMMGGGGGGGGGG
so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit
and this came out
Hurricane sang was years ago that fish would’ve been decomposed by now. Try again!!!!!
you could say this post seems a little… fishy