figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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The rage of the oppressed is never the same as the rage of the privileged.

bell hooks (via smallbodies)

To all “egalitarians”

(via earthmoonlotus)

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foxgrl:

where i belong

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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crrocs:

crrocs:

me in math like

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ok which one of u changed it to math it was maths, first of all how dare u. but no apparently the american way is always the right way 

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