my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already
You know what I hate? When people promote this as perfection. You should love and feel good about yourself, but you should always strive to be good to yourself by being healthy. It’s the ultimate act of self-love.
Live healthy and love yourself, but don’t normalize an unhealthy, unfit lifestyle.
Then take your own advice and stop coming for me because you won’t be healthy when I whoop your basic ass.
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games