flying-inca56:

lana del rey is so unrealistic “will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful” the real question is will u still love me when u find out about my crippling neopets addiction 

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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awesomelokilover123:

charlottelabouff:

imagine bucky eating one day and suddenly his hydra arm just

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I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS ACTUALLY SAD.

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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