lana del rey is so unrealistic “will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful” the real question is will u still love me when u find out about my crippling neopets addiction
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
imagine bucky eating one day and suddenly his hydra arm just
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS ACTUALLY SAD.
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct