me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
sitting next to your crush like
I want to punch that Omegle guy right in his dick. He's disgusting.
Right? You should’ve heard me go off.
Your fucking nasty please delete your blog
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
how do i get over someone who i never dated
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
what the fuck is happening over in America?
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that